Dear Whiny, Entitled Toddler Terrorists:

This is just a friendly, gentle reminder that while you were playing Rambo in DC, we turned the state of Georgia the loveliest, most vibrant shade of blue anyone has ever seen. Which is why my drink of choice tonight is Champaign, and my message to you lot is this:

After you go fuck yourselves for whatever amount of time you deem reasonable — you’re big boys so it’s your choice — please feel…